The Gospel Of Rod

The Definitive Opposite Of Omniscious And Not Quite As Omnipotent.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Give Me A Fairytale

I have been so psyched to see Disney's "Enchanted" and today did not disappoint. I was roaring the entire way through. I love fairytales: Princess Bride and Stardust are the most recent and this fun parody of the Disney classics was hysterical. Funny thing is, the entire time, I pictured the opening track of my upcoming album in almost any scene of the movie. The track is called, "Give Me A Fairytale" and fits in the story pretty well. That song was finally finished about a month ago and I still can't wait for everyone to hear it. Well, maybe if they do an "Enchanted 2" my little tune will be part of the soundtrack…hehe.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

90’s High School Dance

So I watched "Just Friends" tonight and actually liked it. It wasn't an awesome movie, but the fact that I know exactly what it means to have every attractive girl through school and even one you love always see you as just a friend really connected with me. Anyway, the movie swept me back to my high school dances and those sappy, sappy slow dances. Still, somehow, the intro to "I Can Love You Like That" makes my heart sink a little like when I was 15. So I went into my iPod and assembled what I remember being the nearly 2.5 hours of music we called a high school dance. Any twenty-somethings around here feel me?

1. Oops!...I Did It Again / Britney Spears 3:31
2. What A Girl Wants / Christina Aguilera 3:36
3. Fantasy / Mariah Carey 4:04
4. I Can Love You Like That / All-4-One 4:23
5. End Of The Road / Boyz II Men 5:50
6. I Turn To You / Christina Aguilera 4:34
7. Bye Bye Bye / Nsync 3:21
8. Always Be My Baby / Mariah Carey 4:20
9. I Swear / All-4-One 5:04
10.I Could Not Ask for More / Edwin McCain 4:37
11.Water Runs Dry / Boyz II Men 3:21
12.Genie In A Bottle / Christina Aguilera 3:39
13....Baby One More Time / Britney Spears 3:32
14.I'll Make Love To You / Boyz II Men 4:05
15.Here's To The Night / Eve 6 4:10
16.Forever / Mariah Carey 4:01
17.On Bended Knee / Boyz II Men 5:30
18.Back At One / Brian McKnight 4:23
19.One Sweet Day / Mariah Carey 4:43
20.Truly Madly Deeply / Savage Garden 4:38
21.(you Drive Me) Crazy (the Stop Remix) / Britney Spears 3:18
22.I'll Be / Edwin McCain 4:27
23.Open Arms / Mariah Carey 3:31
24.Vision Of Love / Mariah Carey 3:31
25.Hero / Mariah Carey 4:20
26.Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely / Backstreet Boys 3:55
27.Stronger / Britney Spears 3:23
28.Lady Marmalade / Christina Aguilera, P!nk, Mya and Lil Kim 4:25
29.Come On Over (All I Want Is You) / Christina Aguilera 3:10
30.Lucky / Britney Spears 3:26
31.Shape Of My Heart / Backstreet Boys 3:50
32.Nobody Wants To Be Lonely / Ricky Martin 4:11
33. (God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time On You / Nsync 4:40
34. Reflection / Christina Aguilera 3:33
35. I Knew I Loved You / Savage Garden 4:11

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

It's been a while since I last posted. This week, I've been in Tyson's Corner, VA and will be here until very late Friday night. This gig is really cool, it's Santa's arrival to the Tysons Corner Center mall. Doesn't sound like much, I know, but it's a HUGE show. I can't disclose the amount of money being spent on this show, but we've been setting up the show since Sunday for an event that happens Friday night, if that tells you anything. The whole thing will be purely magical. I've never really been a huge Santa fanatic, but I do adore Christmas and this show has so many things I love about Christmas in it. I did have a short Santa stage when I was 5 or 6, but that was short lived. In second grade, I had a teacher, Mrs. Schwartz, that walked in the first day and said, "There is no Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny, but we're going to learn why." We had a great lesson on the history of the big red guy after that. So here I am with a stage set up ready for the Rolling Stones, and it's all for Santa. I have to admit, I'm a little more nervous than I've been for past gigs. It seems silly because the star is an imaginary compilation of various cultural figures, but I'm more nervous about making this magical for the 2,000+ kids that will be there. I'm sure everything will be fine, but I guess I'm one of those people that still gets a bit of stage fright no matter how many times we do these kinds of shows.

Did I mention I love Christmas? I had this conversation with my buddy, Jeb, the other day. He doesn't like Christmas because of the commercial nature of it all. I guess I hardly notice that part because I'm so consumed by the nostalgic elements of the holiday season, the happiness that overwhelms me this time of year blinds me to so much bad in the world.

> I love the Christmas tree, I love having the gifts that I thoughtfully chose for each loved one stacked under the tree…I love the lights and how each ornament on the tree has some memory or symbol tied to it. I've had my Christmas tree up since October…

>I love the music, Christmas music is some of the greatest music because it's something almost everyone in the Western culture can share with each other. Most of it is so joyful, some of it just very emotional, but all of it great.

>I love the movie "A Christmas Story". I don't remember Christmas without it. "You'll shoot your eye out!" I can't say enough great things about the film, just a great cult classic.

>Then there's the actual Christmas story…I know there's a lot of debate over the historical accuracy of the story we know, but just the principles of the story should be enough to make you want to be a better person. Whether you believe in Jesus or not, the story and the season gives you an opportunity to grow in character and be happy.

There's a hundred other things, but that's my short list. Anyway, time to get back to work, happy holidays everyone…